If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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