and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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