no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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