the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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