he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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