Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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