Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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