There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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