4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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