Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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