The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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