I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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