I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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