the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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