You're so nebulous sometimes
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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