Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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