oh god the rape fog is back!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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