its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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