I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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