I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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