Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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