People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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