I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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