I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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