yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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