South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she peed on how many people?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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