How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
as a side note pls kill me
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