Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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