What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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