I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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