Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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