you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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