They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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