It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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