At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
