Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
soo... how was my night?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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