doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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