she looked like the bat from fern gully.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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