last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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