Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
they're staring at me
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"