wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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