That's intense
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
operation harelip BJ is a go
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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