So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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