Already got asked if we're dating
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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