Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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