It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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