I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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