i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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