I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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