And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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