I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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