'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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