All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I touched a dick in church today
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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