he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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