But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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