Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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