I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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